Heat losing to Dirk's Mavericks. It was a tough lose for Lebron, who around a year ago got himself out of Clevand and told the whole word in a badly made publicity stunt -"The Decision", that he was taking his talents to South Beach Florida.
Stupid decision really in his part, thinking what he did would not have any repercussions.
So, a couple of days since the Mavericks have won the NBA Championships, the internet is now filled with Lebron James Jokes everywhere. Jokes hitting Lebron on having no rings, being a choker, and his mom choking on Delonte's.
The internet is a cruel world for The Self-Declared King.
Top Lebron James Jokes
1. They have to change the labels on the Lebron Jersys sold next year...the warning must read-"Beware might cause choking!"
2. Why does Lebron always work the day shift at Target? Because he hates to close.
3. I asked LeBron for a dollar. He only gave me 75 cents. He never has a fourth quarter.
4. In Dallas, Thursday is LeBron day. Everyone gets to disappear from work 12 minutes early.
5. I bought the new LeBron James phone, but I never know when someone calls me. It's got no ring.
6. Brian Cardinal = 1 Ring
7. Lebron james demands he gets traded to sacramento because he wants to remain a king
8. Now even the Green Lantern has more rings than Lebron.
9. I saw Lebron before the game and asked him to break a dollar. He only gave me $0.75 in return. I asked him for the rest and he said,
I don’t have a fourth quarter.
10. The reason Lebron James is number 6 is because he can't take it to 7
11. So, I heard Lebron James had to postpone the release date of his autobiography again...it still has no title.
12. Lebron wanted the part of Green Lantern but was turned down because he had no experience with a ring.
13. How come Lebron James did not go to college?
He knew he would not show up for finals.
14.Lebron is going to open up a chain of Pizza shops in Miami.
Unfortunately, they are all carry out only, because Lebron can't deliver.
15. What is Webster's new definition of pointless?
LeBron James in the 4th quarter!
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